The Kingdom of Eevee has a stroopwafel is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Evee with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 5.996 billion Eevee has a stroopwafelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evolution City. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Eevee has a stroopwafelian economy, worth 266 trillion Stroopwafels a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,386 Stroopwafels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", builders across Eevee has a stroopwafel are blocked up with orders for new public loos, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eevee has a stroopwafel's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eveeism.

Eevee has a stroopwafel is ranked 88,725^th in the world and 139^th in Resuscitation for Largest Populations, with 6.00 billion capita.